Dear Diary
It’s a slow job cooling the oceans with a two-week cold spell. SSTSST Sea Surface Temperatures are still between 1°C and 3°C above the LTALTA Long Term Average. This is usually defined as a 30 year period by the WMO. in waters that surround IONAIONA Islands Of North Atlantic.
Yes I know there's an island called Iona, but this is so I don't have to use the term 'British Isles' when referring to the whole of Ireland and the UK., and the cold snap has only done a little to lower them from where they were at the start of November.
